I would like to wish…..

“I would like to wish a happy birthday to my friend Lance. Happy Birthday! *emojis go here*”

Pro-tip people: If you want to wish someone a happy birthday/anniversary/bar mitzvah etc…. why not pick up the phone and have a chat to them. Or send them a message. Or even write something on their Facebook page.

What you definitely shouldn’t do is post all this on your own Facebook page. So please, stop your damned virtue signalling! You may try to present yourself as an amazing person on social media, but people know that in real life you are a total douchebag.

This Social Media Top Tip brought to you by One Punch Wizzard.

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